thank fuck its not just me every1 heres like cool with it???? guess im the 1 4 freakin out!!!!! n both but the fish la here r ok at 2 me how r they treatin u
but its a gu thi g right? all y squad mem r girls so idk just raggin on m merc to merc
[This roughly translates to "help me, obi-wan kenobi, you're my only hope" in trying to be friends with guys. With a weird twist on what counts as friendly.]
is wat a guy thing? d cks? they uh. r kind of ass ciated w 1 another in a gen ral sense yeh. r u askin me if its ok 2 c ll this dude u jus met a horndog is th t wat th s is
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3A = me since getting here & idk i dont need now but it feels uncomf
chill with or eating?
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thank fuck its not just me every1 heres like cool with it???? guess im the 1 4 freakin out!!!!! n both but the fish la here r ok at 2 me how r they treatin uno subject
rlly good tbh hung w/ Queen & got free food cuz thinks im a kid BUT i still feel horrible w/o
+ PRINCESS IS MISSING but cant do much not paid/no squad/swimming sux
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god y is every1 in the goddamn palace n im herdin fucking lyfish every time i want lunch. this whole is bull breath water is ass n tentacles aint shit
k that felt good. so u match ur voice huh? wat ki of android r u? look like a little n 2 heavy 2 swim?
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showin ur age im a merc tho my base model be domestic idk 4 sure + dont care
nah not for underwater funct and im not fat
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NO i don't have TENTACLES theres enuf of them around here already sh t.
u tellin me robots dont like bein asked their we ht come on. besides id think be heavys good 4 a merc heavier u r harder u r 2 kidnap
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more likely to be destroyed than + being light & makes me harder to hit
& faster but mostly easier for 416 to carry me hate running
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christ thats i need 😆
u shld have wheels inst or wld that b as bad as run so y cant u swim if its not metal weight stuff?
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not programmed
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ur not rammed 2 sw m but u r 2 abt ur we ght? idk wat dolls r but u soundno subject
u dont talk to girls often do u [Wow, that actually sent all the way.]
also I sound ??? better b nice or fight u (cept not rlly cuz that too much wor
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tdolls s nd weird does that as niceno subject
but okfine ANDROI anyways where r ???
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where i? not in an derwater castle free food thats 4 sure. unlike every1 in this lsd nig mare. currents n shit keep me here nythin keep u guys therno subject
but hey if/w en u get her all the merma r ll over any guys
WAIT TH REMIN ME= r all guys obses w/ get laid. lol i ne d 2 tex Jak
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um
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do even want kno y ur askin
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lol im gonn txt him now, we r ttly frie s
i th nk he n jail atm, wat a noob
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gud 4 u njoy t lkin abt dicks i guessno subject
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wel joy mes in w him w dicks :)no subject
but its a gu thi g right? all y squad mem r girls so idk just raggin on m merc to merc
[This roughly translates to "help me, obi-wan kenobi, you're my only hope" in trying to be friends with guys. With a weird twist on what counts as friendly.]
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is wat a guy thing? d cks? they uh. r kind of ass ciated w 1 another in a gen ral sense yeh. r u askin me if its ok 2 c ll this dude u jus met a horndog is th t wat th s isno subject
m re lik i n ed j ke/prank mater l, is that clear eno h?
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u need a pra k mater?[Hank is failing his advice duties. He should feel ashamed. What he mostly feels is confused.]
maters the in cars rite i re ember th movie
te ing sucks so hard r te now god
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TER
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also yup its
but srsly wat do guys ["talk about"]
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Phone making me lazy
it's all good
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