but its a gu thi g right? all y squad mem r girls so idk just raggin on m merc to merc
[This roughly translates to "help me, obi-wan kenobi, you're my only hope" in trying to be friends with guys. With a weird twist on what counts as friendly.]
is wat a guy thing? d cks? they uh. r kind of ass ciated w 1 another in a gen ral sense yeh. r u askin me if its ok 2 c ll this dude u jus met a horndog is th t wat th s is
tha s rlly spe ific. guess hould of expected tha rom a machine. i cant member enuf 2 b detailed tho. idk i talk work? my dog? bs ball. idk. is guy super macho or sum u want MANLY pranks spec fical y?
idk man and oid sounds more 2 me but   ferent strokes n all that. also i asked sumo 🐶if he knos manly pranks n he j st d at me. far ings manly i guess? u have ny who pie cushions
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u dont talk to girls often do u [Wow, that actually sent all the way.]
also I sound ??? better b nice or fight u (cept not rlly cuz that too much wor
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tdolls s nd weird does that as nice
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but okfine ANDROI anyways where r ???
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where i? not in an derwater castle free food thats 4 sure. unlike every1 in this lsd nig mare. currents n shit keep me here nythin keep u guys ther
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but hey if/w en u get her all the merma r ll over any guys
WAIT TH REMIN ME= r all guys obses w/ get laid. lol i ne d 2 tex Jak
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um
wat
i me n no but
do even want kno y ur askin
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lol im gonn txt him now, we r ttly frie s
i th nk he n jail atm, wat a noob
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gud 4 u njoy t lkin abt dicks i guess
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wel   joy mes in w him w dicks :)
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but its a gu thi g right? all y squad mem r girls so idk just raggin on m merc to merc
[This roughly translates to "help me, obi-wan kenobi, you're my only hope" in trying to be friends with guys. With a weird twist on what counts as friendly.]
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is wat a guy thing? d cks? they uh. r kind of ass ciated w 1 another in a gen ral sense yeh. r u askin me if its ok 2 c ll this dude u jus met a horndog is th t wat th s is
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m re lik i n ed j ke/prank mater l, is that clear eno h?
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u need a pra k mater?
[Hank is failing his advice duties. He should feel ashamed. What he mostly feels is confused.]
maters the in cars rite i re ember th movie
te ing sucks so hard r te now god
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TER
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also yup its
but srsly wat do guys ["talk about"]
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wat? idfk wat dolls t k abt? i talk abt i talk abt. if its pran u want u got 2 his habits tho like. wen he sleep
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idk kinda gue bout other dolls talk
for my sq its usually 45 thr tening us & tryin not to die
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tha s rlly spe ific. guess hould of expected tha rom a machine. i cant member enuf 2 b detailed tho. idk i talk work? my dog? bs ball. idk. is guy super macho or sum u want MANLY pranks spec fical y?
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also u have a ? is it here?
MANLY P WOULD BE APPREC !!!
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idk man and oid sounds more 2 me but   ferent strokes n all that. also i asked sumo 🐶if he knos manly pranks n he j st d at me. far ings manly i guess? u have ny who pie cushions
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[And by play she means curl up with and use as a giant pillow.]
but no sadly a whoop cu is not part of my inv ntory
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u kno u t hav 2 b my     2 hang w my dog rite. also shit idk pranks shld b personal wat p sses him of
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lol jk
also i havent figured it out yet. i guess being in prison & not being fed
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yeh uh thats not rlly prank material so. just ask him 4 advice n say u wanna prank sum1 else n watevr he says do 2 him
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ill ju ask him if hes f ked a merma d yet later
anyways im g na nap. GL dont die be4 u get here
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Phone making me lazy
it's all good
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