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[fuck1ngusernam3]

Beep. Whatever. 

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[fuck1ngusernam3]

god texting like this sucks

okay defining fine:
1. rainbows n unicorns   ing like ra  its n everythin is wonderful
2. u dont even need a bandaid n ur ready 4 action
3a. dont even need a bandaid but kinda losin ur shit
3b. need a 1st aid kit but got ur shit on lockdown
4. need a 1st aid kit losin ur shit n huddled in a corner sumwhere

so i guess how fine u r   on how much u need ur gun n how much u like fish

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p.much

3A = me since getting here & idk i dont need   now but it feels uncomf

chill with or eating?

[fuck1ngusernam3]

thank fuck its not just me every1 heres like     cool with it???? guess im the       1 4 freakin out!!!!! n both but the fish la   here r ok at     2 me how r they treatin u

[eyeofassault]

mayb theyr used   teleportation magic BS, im not

rlly good tbh hung w/ Queen & got free food cuz   thinks im a kid BUT i still feel horrible w/o

+ PRINCESS IS MISSING but cant do much   not paid/no squad/swimming sux

[fuck1ngusernam3]

god y is every1 in the goddamn palace n im     herdin fucking     lyfish every time i want lunch. this whole       is bull breath   water is ass n tentacles aint shit

k that felt good. so u match ur voice huh? wat ki   of android r u? look like a little     n 2 heavy 2 swim?

[eyeofassault]

get it all out man lol & u have tenta  ??

showin ur age im a merc tho my base model   be domestic idk 4 sure + dont care

nah not   for underwater funct and im not fat

[fuck1ngusernam3]

NO i don't have TENTACLES theres enuf of them around here already sh t.

u tellin me robots dont like bein asked their we   ht come on. besides id think be   heavys good 4 a merc heavier u r     harder u r 2 kidnap

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dont say that to the mer   that might be racist lolololol

more likely to be destroyed than   + being light &   makes me harder to hit

& faster but mostly easier for 416 to carry me   hate running

[fuck1ngusernam3]

christ thats     i need 😆

u shld have wheels inst     or wld that b as bad as run     so y cant u swim if its not metal weight stuff?

[eyeofassault]

would go against the whole DOLL/  appearance, plus wow somehow that feels rude??? im still   girl yanno

not programmed

[fuck1ngusernam3]

ur not     rammed 2 sw m but u r 2     abt ur we ght? idk wat dolls r but u     sound    

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Tdoll remember?

u dont talk to girls often do u [Wow, that actually sent all the way.]

also I sound  ??? better b nice or   fight u (cept not rlly cuz that too much wor

[fuck1ngusernam3]

tdolls s   nd weird does that     as nice

[eyeofassault]

ffffffff i dont understand why arent these dumb   not working

but okfine ANDROI  anyways where r ???

[fuck1ngusernam3]

where   i? not in an   derwater castle     free food thats 4 sure. unlike every1     in this lsd nig  mare. currents n shit keep   me here nythin keep   u guys ther

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i don th nk theres nythin but i hav n't trie leav  prbly wo dn't b goi far cuz SWIMMI

but hey if/w en u get her all the merma  r ll over any guys

WAIT TH  REMIN ME= r all guys obses w/ get  laid. lol i ne d 2 tex Jak

[fuck1ngusernam3]

um

wat

i me n no but

do   even want   kno y ur askin

[eyeofassault]

i dun f l lik messi w/ links but basi ally some1 i cha ted w/ was get ing in2 human vs andr  junk & tting laid

lol im gonn txt him now, we r ttly frie s

i th nk he n jail atm, wat a noob

[fuck1ngusernam3]

gud 4 u njoy t lkin abt dicks i guess

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wow its n t bout  dic it's abo t messin w/ im

[fuck1ngusernam3]

wel   joy mes in w him w dicks :)

[eyeofassault]

TOUCHE except not rea

but its a gu thi g right? all y squad mem  r girls so idk just raggin on m merc to merc

[This roughly translates to "help me, obi-wan kenobi, you're my only hope" in trying to be friends with guys. With a weird twist on what counts as friendly.]

[fuck1ngusernam3]

is wat a guy thing? d cks? they uh. r kind of ass ciated w 1 another in a gen ral sense yeh. r u askin me if its ok 2 c ll this dude u jus met a horndog is th t wat th s is

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[Sensei, why does this feel like a letdown...]

m re lik i n ed j ke/prank mater l, is that clear eno h?

[fuck1ngusernam3]

u need a pra k mater?

[Hank is failing his advice duties. He should feel ashamed. What he mostly feels is confused.]

maters the     in cars rite i re ember th   movie

te   ing sucks so hard r te now god