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[fuck1ngusernam3]

Beep. Whatever. 

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[bleps]

You didn’t nswer my question

[fuck1ngusernam3]

i dont think han wld care abt missing persons      gations if ud ever seen  r wars ud kno  t

[bleps]

I’m not talking about Star War

I’m talking bout the reality of the   uation now.

[fuck1ngusernam3]

lets       ok ur on the case n ill stay here         sitt          fish glad thats settled good plan u can     off my ass now

1/2

[bleps]

Why

Why ar you

[bleps]

ing
un

unwilling

[fuck1ngusernam3]

this is great i dont even have to       static noises u rlly r     kin      

[bleps]

I’m being erious, Lieu

[fuck1ngusernam3]

so am i. all my shit abt organ   ing didnt do shit i cant deal w     ing here let alone       out how 2 get     n help u. ive literally done all i can. let it

[bleps]

[Maybe Hank’s forgotten exactly who he’s talking to. Let it go? He’s a dog with his jaws clenched on the idea of working together, as they had spoken about prior. He hadn’t forgotten. How fickle are you, Lieutenant, to have changed your mind?]

We have no    of meeting, but    that the network is up surely that    change soon. When it does I e pect that we’ll make a good team once we work toge   again.

[fuck1ngusernam3]

omg

con or cant u just   ve me a raincheck ju   this 1ce im 2 tired 2 hammer it n2 ur circuits.   is isnt a never its a not this time ok

[bleps]

And what makes this time differ nt than the next world? Or th one after tha ?

There will always be something strange    not used to. I understand it’s    to adapt but I need a second set of    in circumstances lik these.

[fuck1ngusernam3]

a 2nd set of what. if i give whatever it is 2 u will u     me alone

[bleps]

Your intuition and experi nce.

[Stubbornly picks things that he can’t make literal.]

[fuck1ngusernam3]

cool well i can consult       easy via text so i gue   u n the gang can handle all the other s uff :)

[bleps]

Obviously we can't do anythin over text

That logic doesn't hold up.

[A full sentence, a true Christmas miracle.]

Please, H nk.

[fuck1ngusernam3]

u were       2 replace me u kno that rite so y     u need me   fucking much

[bleps]

I was    created to replace you.

[...]

asn’t
Wasn’t

You know that I was ade to work harmoniously with humans. That I was spec fically created with the intent of being paire with a human work partner.

[All that social programming isn’t for nothing.]

[fuck1ngusernam3]

2 bad 4 u the 1st w ve has 2         2 work w us. ur not a penguin tho u dont       4 life so

    u dont do u thatd be a stupid design choice

[bleps]

Mate for life?

[Clarifying........]

[fuck1ngusernam3]

christ u kno     i meant y do u have 2       on2         possible

[bleps]

I was clarifying, too many of your words are already miss ng

You method of typin doesn’t help either.

Back to   point, I would prefer to have your help, ank. Even if only for a short while

[fuck1ngusernam3]

wat even   i dont type all     li e u mr conno?

f ck it do wh tevr u want its     like ur gonna     no 4 an       . if i evr get out of je     fish hell well talk i guess

[bleps]

No. But you use   few words to start with. When the netw rk is unrelia  it’s hard to

Will you keep in to ch until then?

[fuck1ngusernam3]

prbly not tb  

y? i can s nd u daily pics i   u rlly want 2 kno wats up a jel   fish asshole cuz thats all there   2 update u on