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[fuck1ngusernam3]

Beep. Whatever. 

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[bleps]

I was    created to replace you.

[...]

asn’t
Wasn’t

You know that I was ade to work harmoniously with humans. That I was spec fically created with the intent of being paire with a human work partner.

[All that social programming isn’t for nothing.]

[fuck1ngusernam3]

2 bad 4 u the 1st w ve has 2         2 work w us. ur not a penguin tho u dont       4 life so

    u dont do u thatd be a stupid design choice

[bleps]

Mate for life?

[Clarifying........]

[fuck1ngusernam3]

christ u kno     i meant y do u have 2       on2         possible

[bleps]

I was clarifying, too many of your words are already miss ng

You method of typin doesn’t help either.

Back to   point, I would prefer to have your help, ank. Even if only for a short while

[fuck1ngusernam3]

wat even   i dont type all     li e u mr conno?

f ck it do wh tevr u want its     like ur gonna     no 4 an       . if i evr get out of je     fish hell well talk i guess

[bleps]

No. But you use   few words to start with. When the netw rk is unrelia  it’s hard to

Will you keep in to ch until then?

[fuck1ngusernam3]

prbly not tb  

y? i can s nd u daily pics i   u rlly want 2 kno wats up a jel   fish asshole cuz thats all there   2 update u on

[bleps]

Because I’m concerned for

And you’ve had pl nty of time to avoi me     til now.

[fuck1ngusernam3]

[It’s a little longer before Hank answers this one.]

im fine the mer aids let me   their lunc   i do their work 4 a while. sleep   ucks n pissin is gross but ill prbly live. im not e en     ating mermaid mysteries if ny1 shld be conc     its not

[bleps]

‘m glad that you’re kept fed and     but physical comforts aren’t just what I’m wor ied about. You know that.

[fuck1ngusernam3]

wat i kno   that wen we   back 2   roit im hirin a hacker 2         u 2 take a hint

[bleps]

When we get back to Det   being displaced onto ali n worlds won t b an issue.

[fuck1ngusernam3]

u mean tha   y u dont kno wat no me ns? the aliens del     from ur dict   y?

[bleps]

[Hold back sass. Hold back sass.]

Stop deflect 

I understand your frustration, Han . But I believe that by being more act  in the envir nment instead of passive    best. For you.

[fuck1ngusernam3]

hey how much d   owe u 4 the ama eur psych     hour? i don   have ny money so   have 2 pay u   sand n floaty dog shit     ok

[bleps]

You can pay me in sincere effort.

[He tried. Very hard. To not sass. The network even humored him, though.]

[fuck1ngusernam3]

ill make a sin ere effort 2     ur ass

[bleps]

We’ll talk later.

[fuck1ngusernam3]

srry 2 busy       2 this jellyfish   sshole 2 talk mite b busy l8tr 2 h s a better conver   nalist than u

[Here, Connor. Have a picture.]

[bleps]

[Wow, that's actually... a pretty nice picture, Hank.]

They lo k venomous. If they re anything like the jel fish on Earth.

[fuck1ngusernam3]

well im prbly gonna     blue 4 a couple days but at this point at     gettin stung is smthin d fferent

[bleps]

Yo should avoid that if at all possible, H nk.

Are they dangerou ? Word is that many are sickly.

[fuck1ngusernam3]

    got a hell of a sting but i     thats it. but yeh the     maids dont kno wtf is up w th m they just cant lite up. smthn 2 do w the water   weird n dark in sum places 4 no reas n

does     count as usin   amazin experience 2 help ur inquiries   i off the hook now

[bleps]

This is a clue to help better understa what’s happening. Not just a throwaway exper ence.

Just to confirm: you’re all right, tho ? The sting isn’t a hinder